because i have tons of valentine day cards saved on my computer and because everybody deserves love whether you’re in a relationship, married, single, gay, straight, a dog, an asshole, or a piece of cardboard. please make sure your submit box is open are i will skip u muttering profanity under my breath
My guy came over last night and we were talking about sex and I told him I was a virgin. We walk out to the living room and there’s a cucumber on the counter top, he hands it to me and says you have homework.
aw shit valentines day is next week get ready for the weakest shittiest Super Relatable posts from people you probably pity followed going on about how their valentine is pizza and stupid comic sans cards and all that recycled nonsense