I hate these about me things, I never know what to write. I could tell you that I'm a senior in college or that I find myself hilarious and that I have a major Kanye West obsession, but that really doesn't explain what makes me...well me. Maybe someday I'll even find out who I am, but in the meantime this is my life.

 

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

volanus:

primeribofamerica:

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

or balls

iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker)

should I study or sleep in the library for an hour

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation