I hate these about me things, I never know what to write. I could tell you that I'm a junior in college or that I find myself hilarious and that I have a major Kanye West obsession, but that really doesn't explain what makes me...well me. Maybe someday I'll even find out who I am, but in the meantime this is my life.

 

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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procrastination level 12812541682

procrastination level 12812541682

I just have to write a paper and then I’m home free motha fuckaaaaas

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

why you follow me, if you ain’t going to talk to me

jk i love you all, im really nice please love me.

Does anyone know how to pick locks so I can watch the sunrise from my roof?

during finals week is the only time i’ll ever be close to seeing the sunrise. 

carbohydrate:

who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist