I hate these about me things, I never know what to write. I could tell you that I'm a junior in college or that I find myself hilarious and that I have a major Kanye West obsession, but that really doesn't explain what makes me...well me. Maybe someday I'll even find out who I am, but in the meantime this is my life.

 

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2014

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million donuts and a dollar will work too