I hate these about me things, I never know what to write. I could tell you that I'm a senior in college or that I find myself hilarious and that I have a major Kanye West obsession, but that really doesn't explain what makes me...well me. Maybe someday I'll even find out who I am, but in the meantime this is my life.

 

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

The hardest part about walking away from someone is the part where you realize that, no matter how slowly you go, they will never run after you.

Unknown (via d-ivinations)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”